He *does* own a lot of companies.
Slate confirms: this is the real Shaquille O’Neal on Linkedin:
Here’s the best LinkedIn profile. pic.twitter.com/ZZdl4RFfIX
— Travis Okulski (@tokulski) April 22, 2014
But what exactly does Shaq DO at “Alot of different companies. Inc”? Well:
I’m working on a lot of different ventures. My best asset is that I am proven to lead teams to championships. I mean multiple championships
The man really does mean multiple championships. This is an undeniable asset, and it’s earned him stakes in multiple sports drinks, social media, Google, real estate, a movie theater, and 55 Five Guys, to name a few. 55 Five Guys. That’s 275 Guys. So yeah, I think I just might take Shaquille up on his offer to contact him for job inquiries, business deals, and getting back in touch.